...this life we lead. Country Fetes and Fairs each weekend during the summer, the sound of leather on willow, backed by the woody clapping of the supporters. The sounds of bees humming and the purring of turtle doves ( well, not here, they're extinct ). The brass band playing and the smoke smells from the engine. (We could really do with Phil Drabble and Fred Dibnah as guests but they're extinct too).