Tuesday, February 09, 2010

'cock pictures exclusive!




At last, some pretty poor images of the molehill Woodcocks taken by holding my 'million candle power' torch and terrier with one hand and my camera in the other. In the dark with a northerly wind freezing my face off is it any wonder the shots are so dire. Still you get the drift.

And if anyone has arrived here due to the heading above, shame on you...

Sorry, but these birds are just crying out for innuendo. They set them up and I'll put them away...

5 comments:

alan tilmouth said...

A terrible attempt to boost the ratings have you no shame? I can empathise although for 'terrier' substitute 'twins'.

Warren Baker said...

Nice molehill shots Stewart :-)

Northumbrian Birding said...

Why was it necessary to hold the dog up as well as the lamp,the poor bird must have been terrified !!!
You should attach the lamp to said dog and send him off ,actually give him the camera as well, couldn't do any worse.
Brian

The Liverbirder said...

At last, a photo from Sir Stewart of Boulmer that make my attempts look almost reasonable! Now a few sketches to make my line drawings similarly better, please!

Stewart said...

All right you lot. Them 'cock shots ( hmmph.....) were the best of a bad bunch, at least you get the jizz ( snnnngghh...).

You're just disappointed that the photo's showed a bird!

:)

Gordon - I'll put a boxing glove on and do my next drawing in the dark. ( not one word...)